Moose wins at peek-a-boo.

{Moose hasn't been feeling well. The vet thinks he's probably lonely, so he's been getting extra out-of-the-cage time lately.}

Moose haiku

Moose the mouse likes feet they're good for hiding from dogs like Wiggle-butt over there.

Drat, too many syllables.

Ok, let's try this again:

A Moose by my toe is ticklier than a dog licking my face. Yuck.

There. Now that's art.